Sunday, January 15, 2017

Watching cricket

Again, once again, I'm watching this stupid box, correctly termed 'idiot box' by some intellect, quite unknown to me. Well this time it is cricket match between mighty India vs once mighty England. Both the teams are good in strength and each one has capabilities to defeat the other in their own manner.

Let's see what surprised does this game of cricket holds for today.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

EXAMINATION HALL


KHAMOSHI KA AALAM THA US JAHAN ME,

JAHA ME THAHARA THA,
 HAR INSAAN THA SAHMA SA,
 HAR TARAF SAKHT PAHRA THA............. (1)

NA KUCHH BOLNE KI THI PERMISSION,
NA KUCH DEKHNE KA CHANCE THA,
UPAR SE FINANCE KA 100LID PAPER,
BNA GALE KI PHANS THA……………………….....… (2)

NA KNOWLEDGE THA NA CONCENTRATION,
BADI AJEEB SI SITUATION HAMARI THI,
NA RAHU NA KETU, NA SHANI- MANGAL,
SAALI PURI GALAXY HI MUJH PAR BHARI THI.......... (3)

1 SEMESTER KI 2 GHANTO KI PADAI KO
3 GHANTO ME LIKHNA THA,
JITNA AAYE UTNA THEEK,
BAKI TO FARRO KA SAHARA THA………………......... (4)

PAR ISSE PAHLE KI ME KUCH LIKH PATA,
APNE GYAAN KA DARIYA COPY ME BAHA PATA,
EK JEANSNASHI KA HALL ME AANA HUA,
AUR MERE DIL ME BASA PYAAR PHIR SE HARA HUA... (5)

ISKE SATH HI EXAM HALL KI FIZA BADAL GAYI,
EK BIJLI SI CHAMKI AUR MERE DIL ME SAMA GAYI,
BARSO LAMBE PATJHAD KE BAD,
 MANO LIFE ME BAHAAR FIR SE AA GAYI………………...... (6)

WO MERE BAGAL KI SEAT PE AA BAITHI,
 ME KISMAT PE APNI ITRA RHA THA,
WO SAHMI SAHMI SI THI,
ME ANDAR HI ANDAR PHADPHADA RAHA THA...... (7)

HALL ME JAHA SAB APNE PEN,
 COPY PE GHIS RHE THE,
HUM UNKE CHEHRE KE
EXPRESSIONS PE THESIS  LIKH RHE THE……….. (8)

KUCH DER YU HI CHALA,
PHIR WO JARA SHARMAI,
THODA SHAKUCHAI,
AUR MERE KAAN ME PHUSPHUSAI………......... (9)

“SECOND QUESTION AATA H KYA?????”
MAINE KAHA NAHIN
“ACHCHA THIRD?????”
MAINE PHIR KAHA NAHIN…………………........... (10)

AB YE KISMAT KA KHEL THA,
YA BURE WAQT KA SAYA THA,
DE DI MAINE USE WO CHIT,
JO ME KHUD KE LIYE LAYA THA……………....... (11)

PHIR WO AGLE DHAI GHANTO TAK,
USME SE ANSWER LIKHTI RAHI,
AUR SUI KI HAR TIK TIK KE SATH,
MERI PAAS HONE KI UMEED GHATATI GAYI.... (12)

TIME AB PURA HUA,
JAB TAK YAH KAH PATI GHADI,
SITUATION ME EK AUR TWIST AAYA,
AUR EXAMINOR KI US PAR NAZAR PADI…..... (13)

EXAMINOR BOLA USSE CHIT CHHEEN KAR,
KAHA SE AAYI YAH PARCHI?
JAWAB ME US KAMEENI NE,
 UNGALI MERI TARAF KARDI……………... (14)

FIR ???
……………..
FIR ???
…………………
FIR KYA??????????

AASHISH, YOGI, SURJEET, VIKAS,
HAR EK DOST USKA TARAFDAR HUA,
AISE ME AUR KYA HO SAKTA THA YAARO,
YE FARZI SHAYAR BARBAAD HUA…………... (15)